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Welcome to astrofish.net, my name is Kramer Wetzel, and I'm the author. I've been writing a weekly horoscope column called "Fishing Guide to the Stars" for a few years. Over time, it's grown and mutated, and finally, it's developed into its own kind of horoscope style.
Material shows up in the, more or less daily, web journal (code name: xenon) that deals with a variety of topics, like how to effectively deal with retrograde planets, and how to read some of the symbolism. Or what was for lunch.
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There are three books currently in print. One is a guide to relationships, another is a collection of essays, and the the most recent is a commonplace book. All the texts are available as a free download (pdf).
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